Funny children quotes

As part of our Sands June competition we asked you to send in your favourite children quotes and we certainly laughed a lot reading all your entries. We won’t be able to list them all but here are the 10 lucky winners of a family day pass that will allow them to use all our facilities including Tennis, Golf, Indoor & Outdoor Pool, Maze, Zip wire, Softplay Area and much more for a day!

You didn’t win this time? From September onwards we will be offering Family Day Passes on Sundays at Sands so watch this space.

Funny children quotes from our 10 winners!

My kids’ favourite joke is: “why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet? because he was looking for Pooh.”

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Me speaking to son:me:” Who’s your favourite daddy, Eddie?”

eddie points at daaddy.

me: “Who’s your favourite sister, Eddie?”

Eddie points at his sister, Tegan.

me:”Who’s your favourite mummy, Eddie?”

Eddie pauses, looks at me and says

“Lily-Mae’s mummy”

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Funny quote from my 5 year old daughter on waking up:’mummy i cant walk my legs are really tired, they didn’t sleep very well, they have been up all night chatting and wouldn’t go to sleep.

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My son Jack was standing on his pudsey bear toy, and i said “ahhh poor pudsey” he said ” he has no bruises, i tell you all the time he has no bruises, but you dont listen to me you just listen to yourself” He is 4.

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My funniest children quote comes from my son, who was 10 at the time. As a family, we were discussing girlfriends and boyfriends and what they might be like. Luke said: When I get a girlfriend, I think I shall choose a silent one.

As you can imagine, it went down very well with his uncles who thought it was the best plan they’d ever heard.

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My 2 boys were playing the other day when my 23 month old looked at me and said ” Olly’s lost the plot Mummy, where’s it gone?”

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Whilst being blown about today in the Atlantic storm my daughter says; “Mum, it’s raining men”!

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At restaurant and my daughter asks the waiter for; “catwilly” instead of cutlery.

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Nanny……………

Yes darling…………

Why do you not use the iron like mummy does??

What for hunny, mummy has done the ironing already….

But you could use it to get the wrinkles out your face !!!!

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“daddy, we don’t eat too much cake or well get a fat tummy like that man! <points at woman>” fathers day meal… “

Many thanks to everyone who took part in our competition and if you have more funny children quote’s please make us laugh and add them to this blog! :-)

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